20 Worst ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosts

One of the most common types of bad SNL hosts are the rich and powerful non-entertainers with strong (and wrong) opinions about what’s funny. According to Conan O’Brien — one of the show’s writers at the time — when the former Yankees owner George Steinbrenner hosted he grouchily nixed many of the writers’ best ideas, choosing instead to fumble his way through sketches that both limply spoofed and ultimately justified his reputation as a bully. The bit that’s aged the worst had Jan Hooks playing a reporter complaining about sexism in the locker room while getting hit on by “the Boss.” There was no joke. It was just three minutes of a crude dude taking liberties.

This may be hard to believe, but before he started spouting democracy-demolishing conspiracy theories in Tri-state area parking lots, Rudy Giuliani was one of the country’s most admired men. He took a swing at raising his national profile with this SNL episode, which saw him all-too-eagerly poking fun of himself and his city. He donned a dress to play an old Italian grandma, took on the role of a Giuliani-hating cabbie, and did multiple variations on his hard-working “America’s Mayor” character. The performance seemed merely “meh” at the time — but it looks a lot worse now, as an example of a politician using this show to sell a phony version of himself.

When the now-disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong appeared on SNL in 2005, he was riding high. He’d beaten cancer, made his yellow “Livestrong” charity wristbands practically ubiquitous, and escaped temporarily escaped multiple investigations into whether he’d taken illegal performance-enhancing drugs. Armstrong was even in a celebrity power couple with singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow. Perhaps because of all this, there was an unappealing cockiness to the Tour de France winner when he hosted. He and the cast joked smugly about what he’d been through and all the people who’d tried to bring him down. The arrogance struck a bad chord then; seen now, long after he was forced to admit he was a cheat, the whole thing is practically unwatchable.

The challenge for any athlete hosting Saturday Night Live is to answer the question, “How do my skills apply here?” The UFC and WWE star Ronda Rousey never got a chance to figure it out, because her week on the show was complicated by a blizzard that hit New York. The resulting episode had a “let’s get this over worth and go home” vibe; many sketches felt like they’d pulled out of an old trunk, with little thought to how the host might fit into them. Rousey resorted to exaggerated facial expressions and arm gestures in the place of actual acting — though to be fair, she was mostly stuck playing generic characters, none of whom could kick as much butt as she.

Just because someone’s an Emmy-nominated actress doesn’t mean they can do sketch comedy — especially if their best-known TV role is an emotionally chilly perfectionist. January Jones carried the plastic and prickly qualities of Mad Men’s Betty Draper over to her SNL appearance: smiling wanly, delivering lines stiffly, and occasionally asking out loud for her cue. The writers tried to loosen Jones up by writing bits where she could be silly or disgusting — or both, as in the sketch that wondered “what if Grace Kelly farted a lot while making Rear Window?” But neither her heart nor her gut seemed in it.

It’s important to note that before this calamitous episode, Lindsay Lohan had hosted SNL three times and had done quite well. Even this particular train wreck wasn’t entirely her fault: By this point in her career she’d become a tabloid staple, so the writers decided to lean heavily on making fun of Lohan about her instability and sobriety. The Mean Girls star appeared visibly uncomfortable throughout the night with all the jokes about the state of her mental health and her career. She stumbled through some of her lines and awkwardly stole glances at cue cards. In retrospect, who can blame her?

The Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman star Louise Lasser was in rough shape in the summer of 1976, exhausted by the demanding schedule of a show which aired five nights a week, and embarrassed by a cocaine bust that happened not long before she hosted. In the years since this episode, various cast members — Chevy Chase especially — have claimed Lasser was so spacey at rehearsal that they considered going live without her. The actress has often insisted she knew exactly what she was doing that night, however, and that her mumbly, borderline experimental performance was deliberate, intended to push Saturday Night Live’s artistic limits.

Chase was arguably the most popular of the original “Not Ready for Prime Time Players,” and was thus the first to leave SNL — as well as the first to come back and host. Nearly every time he’s returned, he’s done or said something nettlesome. He and Bill Murray threw punches at each other backstage in 1978. He reportedly made horribly homophobic remarks to the openly gay cast member Terry Sweeney in 1985. And in 1997, he was relentlessly abusive, finally wearing out his welcome for good when he hit Cheri Oteri in the head during a rehearsal. Chase’s old friend Lorne has remained loyal enough to let him appear occasionally since then as a special guest. He has not hosted the show, however, since that disastrous late Nineties appearance.

Saturday Night Live had booked divisive hosts prior to Clay, but the cartoonishly vulgar stand-up comedian was the first to provoke an actual walkout. Nora Dunn openly objected to giving a platform to someone known for his violently misogynistic jokes. The male-dominated SNL cast and staff didn’t share those concerns (at least not publicly). Not only did they work with Clay, they wrote sketches that made his opposition seem humorless. Whatever your take on the man or his work, his episode came off as tense, defensive, and frankly, kind of mean.

Whenever a stand-up comedian hosts, fans look forward to the monologue, where comics get to do some of their actual act. But because this is live television — and network TV, not cable — jokes that kill on a nightclub stage sometimes fail to meet the producers’ or the studio audience’s approval. Martin Lawrence effectively got himself banned from SNL after he pushed the boundaries of good taste during his opening remarks, delivering a long, gross and sexist routine about the importance of feminine hygiene. (In reruns, an apologetic disclaimer runs in lieu of the bit.) His episode never fully recovered; and Lawrence never returned.

Honestly, Brody was an odd choice to host, given that he was most famous at the time for playing a fugitive Jew in Nazi-occupied Poland in The Pianist — a role for which he’d just won an Oscar. Perhaps anxious to show his range, Brody injected more of himself into his SNL episode than the writers wanted. He apparently pestered the staff with weird comic ideas, then seemed to intentionally miss cues during the live taping in order to drag sketches out and keep the focus on himself. His most unforgivable move? He surprised everyone by introducing the musical guest Sean Paul while wearing fake dreadlocks and doing an exaggerated accent. Not cool, mon.

We have a much better understand now of how piggishly paternalistic it was to treat women like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton as walking disasters who deserved to be mocked. On the other hand, Hilton really was terrible on SNL. Tina Fey later complained to Howard Stern that the proto-influencer seemed almost defiantly disengaged during the planning stages of her episode, behaving as though everyone should be grateful she’d even agreed to host. She also gave less than 100% in her sketches, most of which were written so she’d appear just long enough to flash a little smile, and not to kill any jokes.