Every Tom Hanks Movie, Ranked Worst to Best

Based on the true story of an Iranian traveler stuck at a Parisian airport terminal after losing his papers (and then lived in a departure lounge for almost two decades), Steven Spielberg’s treacly comedy-drama is a low point in terms of his collaborations with Tom Hanks, and their own respective back catalogs. The star is Viktor Navorkski, an Eastern European who has the bad luck of landing at New York’s JFK airport just as his fictional country has suffered a military coup. He’s unable to go home, and because his passport is no longer valid, he can’t step on American soil. Luckily, there’s a gaggle of custodians, baggage handlers, fast-food employees and one nice flight attendant (Catherine Zeta-Jones) to show Viktor how to live as “a citizen of nowhere.” The story is played for maximum “awws,” and truly brings out the worst of the filmmaker’s Capra-corn instincts. As for Hanks, you can’t be blamed for imagining him thinking, “I like Balki from Perfect Strangers, but Bronson Pinchot’s accent was way too subtle” and going from there. The huge swing-and-a-miss factor places it at the bottom of the list. On the plus side, it does force you to remember that Hanks and Spielberg are only human, and to be human is to err.

The sequel to 2006’s The Da Vinci Code brings Hanks back as the globetrotting symbologist Robert Langdon, trying to stop the Illuminati (!) from killing abducted cardinals (!!) and destroying Vatican City by unleashing “the God particle” (!!!). Israeli actor Ayelet Zurer is the comely physicist who dashes through Rome alongside him; Ewan McGregor shows up as an instantly suspicious papal official. Hanks gets to do a slightly looser version of the Dan Brown hero this time — he even gets to crack a few jokes and banter with his costars a little more. (The look on his face when someone tears a page out of a centuries-old book in the Vatican archives is priceless.) But this is still a ridiculous entry in a ludicrous franchise, one that not even Hanks can save from drowning in its own exposition-heavy dialogue and blockbuster bloat. Don’t even get us started on that parachute scene.

This American remake of the 1972 French comedy The Tall Blond Man With One Black Shoe casts Hanks as a concert violinist who gets caught in the crossfire between warring factions of the C.I.A. The musician is identified as the missing link between an international scandal and an agency bigwig losing his job (spoiler alert: he isn’t). Soon, everyone is following his every move, bugging his apartment, shooting tranquilzer darts into his butt, and either trying to seduce or assassinate him; imagine Hanks blithely waltzing through a series of Spy vs. Spy comic strips and you get the idea. We’d say “hilarity ensues,” but that’s not quite accurate. Hanks was riding his post-Splash wave (no pun intended), but he hadn’t quite figured out how to do the carry-a-whole-movie thing quite yet, and Hollywood wasn’t sure what they wanted to do with him as a leading man. For Hanks completists — and anyone who’s ever wanted to hear Carrie Fisher impersonate Cheetah from the old Tarzan movies — only.

Life is hard when you’re a nine-year-old kid with Asperger syndrome like Oskar (Thomas Horn). Fortunately for him, he’s got the sort of sympathetic pops (Hanks) that is always there to lend an ear, give him “quests” to go on around New York City and keep his son from getting too far into his own head. Then one day, there’s an accident in the building where his father is at. Don’t worry, Dad tells Oskar’s mom (Sandra Bullock) over the phone, it’s hairy but everything’s going to be ok. The location is the World Trade Center. The date is September 11th, 2001. Stephen Daldry’s adaptation of Jonathan Safran-Foer’s 2005 novel runs the gamut between cloyingly sappy to absolutely shameless, and not even a script by Eric Roth (Forrest Gump) and some namebrand star power can save it. Hanks is only in the film briefly, but his presence hovers over the film long after he’s gone. He sketches the outline of a wonderful everydad immediately, mostly thanks to the history he brings just by being onscreen. And you feel his absence in more ways than one.

The third (and, fingers crossed, final) installment of the Ron Howard/Tom Hanks/Dan Brown trilogy gets extra credit for immediately getting the ball rolling: After a brief preamble, we join academic action hero Robert Langdon in a Florence hospital bed. He has no idea what happened to him, how he got there and why he keeps having these insanely detailed hallucinations involving hell on earth. All our amnesiac knows is that someone is trying to kill him and that it somehow involves The Divine Comedy — lucky for Langdon, the young doctor (Felicity Jones) who’s on the run with him happens to be a Dante superfan. The memory loss adds a lovely extra wrinkle to the puzzle-solving, and Hanks does his usual yeoman’s job of turning Brown’s globetrotting hero into a thinking-dad’s Indiana Jones. None of which can stop the mumbo-jumbo onslaught involving conspiracy theories, a psychotic billionaire, Botticelli paintings, double agents, triple-crosses and the threat of a pandemic (um…). Make it stop.

Deep in the heart of Silicon Valley, an all-purpose tech company (think Yahoo meets Facebook on steroids) is developing an insidious plot to track your every waking move via social media and surveillance cameras. It’s the death of privacy as we know it, and only new employee Emma Watson can stop it! The Circle is the sort of movie that looks unbeatable on paper: an up-and-coming female star, a hot indie director (James Ponsoldt), a bestselling novel by co-screenwriter Dave Eggers as source material, Hanks playing against type as the story’s villain. The result was, curiously, pure Dudsville USA — it’s a D.O.A. thriller that never quite gets around to the actual thrills. Hanks uses his inherent hey-guys charm to camouflage this Steve Jobs-ish CEO’s aims, but his bad guy is barely a sketch of a character. There’s little for the star to do other than purr buzzwords and try to make holding a coffee cup look menacing.

Look, it was the 1980s, which was a very weird time — an age where someone like Dan Aykroyd could get a major motion picture adaptation of the ’50s/’60s TV cop show greenlit for the sole purpose of doing a two-hour impersonation of Jack “Just the Facts, Ma’am” Webb. And hey, the once and future ghostbuster is clearly having fun speaking in that signature clipped monotone and playing the square goody-two-shoes to Hanks’ “hipster freebird cop” partner, even if you aren’t. Our man Tom does a decent second-banana turn here, but there’s only so much hyperactive arm-waving and yelling he can do to try pumping energy into this thing. Even by let’s-raid-Nick-at-Nite’s-vaults-for-I.P. standards, this movie is some self-indulgent boomer-nostalgia onanism. The best thing you can say about this relic is that it gave us this.

Tom Wolfe’s bestseller about the rich, the powerful and the greedy running New York in the 1980s was proof that the ambitious, expansive, autopsy-of-a-society novel was not dead. Brian De Palma’s movie of the book, however, is considered by many to be prime example of how to make a top-to-bottom flop. (For the whole story behind the film’s making and reception, read Julie Salamon’s The Devil’s Candy. You can thank us later.) Hanks is really the least of the problems here. Still, he was seriously miscast as the Wall Street “master of the universe” Sherman McCoy, whose hit-and-run accident sparks a powderkeg — producer Peter Guber insisted on him over Chevy Chase and Steve Martin. It isn’t just that his normal nice-guy persona clashed with the moral-free bond trader’s outlook. As versatile as he is, the actor just never seems to find the right wavelength to pitch any of McCoy’s traits: entitlement, arrogance, desperation, and later, a sort of cosmic guilt. (Oddly enough, he’d nailed three out of the four of these attributes in the comedy Volunteers years earlier.) The only thing Hanks does seem to channel is disbelief over finding himself in the middle of a shitstorm, and we’re pretty sure he did not have to do much acting to get that across.

Bizarre does not begin to describe this adaptation of David Mitchell’s eloquent, era-hopping novel, which features Hanks playing no less than six roles — from a 19th century doctor in the Pacific Islands to a 24th century tribal goatherder. It’s an ambitious undertaking on all fronts, and one that proves at least two things: 1) Not even the mighty Tom can win in a battle against endless false-teeth sets, prosthetic noses and creative facial tattoos; and 2) you really have not lived until you’ve heard Hanks try to do a Cockney-gangster accent straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie. It isn’t like he fares worse than his costars — Hugh Grant, Halle Berry, Jim Sturgess and Susan Sarandon all take on multiple parts and gamble with their dignity. But there’s something about seeing Hanks joining his fellow famous castmates and filmmakers Tom Tykwer, Lana Wachowski and Lilly Wachowski as they go big and spectacularly misfire that feels particularly deflating. You’re never bored by what Hanks is doing, just baffled beyond belief…and that’s the true-true.

This WWII romance offers one of the very first appearances of Serious Tom Hanks, future dramatic thespian — though it wouldn’t necessarily inspire you to think that the babyfaced kid here would be a back-to-back Oscar winner less than 10 years later. An American pilot flying in Britain’s Royal Air Force, Hanks’ David is stuck nursing a combat injury in Palestine. There, he meets Sarah (Cristina Marsillach), a Spanish Jew from a very conservative family. Neither cultural customs nor a little thing like a war, however, can keep them apart. It’s an old-fashioned tale of star-crossed lovers, and a stumble for the star as he tentatively tried to branch out past his early bumbling every-dude roles. (His idea of emotional expressiveness is to raise the volume of his voice. A. WHOLE. LOT!) Watching him in this career footnote now is a little like seeing an unformed lump of sculptor’s clay and knowing that there’s a famous statue just a few well-placed moves away.

Hanks directed, co-wrote (with My Big Fat Greek Wedding‘s Nia Vardalos) and stars in this story of a middle-aged man who’s fired from his big-box retailer job. The problem? This model employee never got a degree. So he enrolls in the local community college and finds himself in a speech class with an attractive, flinty professor (Julia Roberts) stuck in an unhappy marriage. There are numerous other things thrown in to the mix — a scooter gang, garage sales, a who’s who of supporting players (Bryan Cranston, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Rami Malek, Pam Grier, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson, Wilmer Valderrama, George Takei). But really, it’s all time-filler until the A-list romance can kick into gear…which would be fine if the pairing of Hanks and Roberts eventually jolted this dramedy to life. There’s a nice character study here, if only it wasn’t smothered and suffocated by so much cuteness. And despite Hanks’ hands-on involvement with the whole shebang, you never get the sense that the title character is anything but a collection of warm smiles and spare parts. It’s as if he was so worried this would be seen as a vanity project that he made Crowne recessive to a fault.

To say that Joel and Ethan Coen’s remake of the 1955 Ealing Studios’ classic — in which a group of robbers are foiled by bad luck and a tenacious old biddy — isn’t the brothers’ strongest film is an understatement; it misses the required manic-farce mark by a Mississippi mile. It can lay claim, however, to the fact that it contains what may be Tom Hanks’ single most eccentric, cartoonish performance ever — one Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr, PhD, Southern scholar and criminal mastermind. Blessed with a glorious pair of prosthetic choppers and an accent that would give Foghorn Leghorn a fainting spell, Hanks takes the character way over the top…and then decides what the hell, these guys did Raising Arizona, maybe I’ll push it even further. Watching him lead a band of miscreants (including Marlon Wayans, J.K. Simmons, Tzi Ma, and a pre-Sons of Anarchy Ryan Hurst), banter with Irma P. Hall’s suspicious houseowner and treat wordy dialogue like a seven-course meal (“I do be-lieeeeve that when you do hear the explanation, you will laugh ri-ot-ous-ly, slappin’ your knee and perhaps even wipin’ away a giddy tear, re-lieeeved of your former concern”) is the best part of a bad film, hands down.

Hanks’ screen debut lasts all of four minutes in this slasher film — he’s a psychology major who namechecks Psycho and spends a lot of time explaining why people like to be scared, specifically by horror movies. It’s an early attempt by the ’80s genre to be meta (take that, Scream!); as for Hanks, his big pick-up line is: “Wanna Goober?” You can check the whole thing out here. It’s a fairly undistinguished introduction to a future A-list star, but hey, they all have to start somewhere. Seen now, the clip offers a glimpse of the goofy charm he’d put to good use very soon: Three months after this hit theaters, the sitcom Bosom Buddies would begin airing on ABC.

Who do you get when you need an actor who can radiate paternal concern and wisdom, give good Wonder Years-style narration and sell lines like “It only takes a second to say ‘I promise,’ but a commitment can last the rest of your life”? If you’re the director/producer team of Richard and Lauren Shuler Donner, you speed-dial Tom Hanks. The actor shows up in the film’s first few minutes, lecturing his bickering sons on the importance of keeping your word. That preamble sets up the story of how, in 1969, a kid (Elijah Wood) and his brother end up turning their old Radio Flyer red wagon into a makeshift airplane, all the better to escape a monstrous, abusive stepdad (Adam Baldwin). Hanks show up again to bookend the movie and just long enough to look pensive and do a pinkie-promise. It’s the perfect little addition of wholesome, wistful goodness to an innocence-regained story. Do not underestimate the soothing quality of Hanks’ voice.

This coming-of-age tale, set in the upstate New York city in the early 1940’s, distinguishes itself for its eerie resemblance to a Norman Rockwell painting come to life — that, and the fact that’s it’s the directorial debut of Meg Ryan. The first-time filmmaker called in some favors to make her modest but impressive adaptation of William Saroyan’s The Human Comedy; Hanks only has a small part in the story of a young man (Alex Neustaedter) learning about the ways of the world, playing the kid’s late father. It’s a glorified cameo, but a good example of someone doing a lot with very (and we do mean very) little. The first wordless exchange that passes between Ryan, who’s playing our hero’s mother, and his dad speaks volumes, while the brief scene the Sleepless in Seattle costars share near the end is pure concentrated grief. It’d rank a lot higher if Hanks had more screen time.

Meet Tom Hanks, Action-Movie Franchise Hero. This adaptation of Dan Brown’s bestselling potboiler is pure conspiracy-theory pulp slathered in Roman Catholic kitsch, and the kind of film in which every other line of dialogue is exposition (a character introduces himself as a member of the Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure, then immediately adds “a kind of French F.B.I.” Merci beaucoup, sir!). Hanks is Robert Langdon, a Harvard symbology professor who finds himself in the middle of a cover-up involving dead bodies, centuries-old secret societies, scheming cardinals, albino killer monks and the Holy Grail. Thankfully, he has Amelie‘s Audrey Tatou to keep him company while he tries to unravel the mystery; it’s a little like watching two folks stuck in a feature-length puzzle video game, advancing one deciphered set of clues at a time. Director Ron Howard stays true to the disposable airplane-read vibe of the book. But Hanks seems a little lost here, and while he pulls off the intellectual chops of Brown’s academic hero, he’s left to burrow through so much narrative malarkey. Also, no performer of his caliber should be forced to utter groaners like, “The blade, it represents aggression and manhood…it’s a symbol still used today in modern military uniforms!”

Based off Dave Eggers’ novel (the star and the author seem to be bad luck charms for each other; see also The Circle), this dramedy drops Hanks’ telecommunications consultant into Saudi Arabia, where he’s pitching the king on a hologram-based conferencing system. The royal is nowhere to be found, however, so our jet-lagged protagonist kills time by wandering around, bantering with his driver/guide (Omar Elba, wonderful) and binge-drinking in a luxury hotel suite; if you suspect that the hologram doubles as a metaphor for a man who’s barely there, we’d like to give you a high-five. Any movie that kicks off with Hanks singing a modified version of the Talking Heads’ “Once in a Lifetime” can’t be all bad, however, and the actor lends a woozy, weary edge to his lost American’s existential crisis without making things unbearably dark. It’s almost worth it just for the scene where Hanks quietly chats up Sarita Choudhury’s doctor en route to their first date — a perfect short film dropped into the middle of a passable fish-outta-water tale.

Two, two, two Hanks for the price of one! Colin “Son of Tom” Hanks is a writer seeking fame, fortune and a luxurious life as a man of letters — but first, he has to make some cash, which is how the would-be literary superstar finds himself becoming the road manager for a down-and-out mentalist named Buck Howard (John Malkovich). Once a peer of talk-show staples like the Amazing Kreskin, the pushy celebrity “psychic” is trying to mount a comeback, and he’s counting on this young man to help engineer his late-career second act or die tryin’. And in a role that must have required years of deep Method-acting preparation, the elder Hanks plays…the hero’s dad. It’s a tiny supporting part, but a nice opportunity to see the senior and junior Hanks share the screen together, especially when the former cautions his kid about the perils of life in the arts. You wonder if Tom didn’t have a similar conversation with his dad when he was that age, and if this wasn’t a chance to relive that moment from the other side of the table.

In need of some last-minute relocation, a couple (Tom Hanks and Shelley Long) buy a too-good-to-be-true dream house in the suburbs. The owner needs to get rid of it ASAP — something about her husband being Hitler’s pool boy — so they get this “fixer-upper” for a bargain. Cue disintegrating staircases, lecherous contractors, exploding appliances, biblical rainstorms, killer raccoons and so, so many hammers hitting thumbs. Not the worst of Hanks’ manic, comic ’80s run but it’s a strong contender for the most broad, and by the end, you almost want to revoke his license to mug. That said, it’s almost worth it for his losing-my-mind laugh as the house unleashes a series of escalating catastrophes, Rube Goldberg-style, against him.

In which director Frank Darabont tries to recapture the magic of The Shawshank Redemption with the added bonus of the Hanks Noble-Hero Factor, and somehow misses the mark. The story of a penitentiary’s death-row supervisor in 1930s Louisiana, it combines a previously successful formula — a Stephen King story plus prison, divided by pathos — with a role tailor-made for the star. But lord, this is one shaky, supernatural-mumbo-jumbo melodrama. King’s source material was originally serialized, and the movie attempts to cram a 10-part miniseries’ worth of incidents into three hours (there’s a grand 100-minute movie lost in here somewhere). Add in a feeling that you’re watching a period soap opera pumped up on its own self-importance and platitudes, and you’ve got one long, trite slog. Hanks does what he does best, adding a sense of humanity and personal integrity to the proceedings as the moral compass of “the green mile.” He also reminds viewers that you can pair him with anybody in a scene — David Morse’s stoic guard, or Michael Duncan Clarke’s hulking, weepy healer, or Sam Rockwell’s batshit-crazy convict — and form a rapport, helping to uplift their scenes simply by showing up. Not even his sturdy shoulders can support this manipulative megillah.

In 1961, author Pamela Travers (Emma Thompson) flew from London to Los Angeles, California. “P.L.”, as she was commonly referred to, was meeting with Walt Disney; the animator-turned-media mogul wanted to adapt her book Mary Poppins into a kid’s movie. Their interactions went from chilly — those first few conversations could be viewed as prep for Disney’s alleged cryogenic freeze — to all-out combative. After some compromises, a few flung-out-the-window scripts and several spoonfuls of sugar, the duo are able to fashion one of the studio’s most beloved live-action films. Hanks, of course, is Uncle Walt, and though there’s a constant twinkle in his eye, you can see the actor playing the man behind the House of Mouse as a smiling businessman who’s equal parts silken charm and steel backbone. Thompson’s Ms. Travers only possesses the second attribute, and the main pleasure of watching John Lee Hancock’s showbiz bio is to see the sparks fly off of two people used to having their way. Every so often, Hanks will give you a little something extra — watch his face when his Disney talks to songwriter Richard Sherman (Jason Schwartzman) about fighting for your creations — and for a few seconds, you almost believe that the movie is better than it actually is.

Watching Robert Zemeckis’ digitally animated adaptation of Chris Van Allsburg’s beloved children’s book is a little like being stuck inside a Christmas-themed snow globe that’s being aggressively shaken every few minutes — it’s an onslaught of sound, fury and kitschy holiday cheer that keeps comin’ at you, runaway train-style. Yes, it’s a technical wonder and has some virtuoso sequences (the journey of that windblown ticket!). It’s also a great reminder of why videogame cut scenes don’t last two hours. Thank god that Hanks is there to lend a heartbeat to the proceedings, in no less than six motion-captured performances — including shared mo-cap duties on the underage hero, voiced by Daryl Sabara — and narrating the whole thing to boot. No amount of pixels can mask the fun he’s having while his main character, the train’s conductor, conducts a troupe of dancing waiters or leads his charges down a rollercoaster-like glacier.

What is happening over at the new neighbors’ home on Mayfield Place? It’s not just the run-down state of it; there are also the weird sounds and lights emanating from the basement, and the the fact that people have seen them digging holes in the backyard late at night. Something is going on. And Ray Peterson (Hanks) is going to find out what it is or die trying. Joe Dante’s ode to all-American paranoia has become a low-key cult classic over the years, and it’s definitely earned its rep as a genuine oddity (name another movie that features Carrie Fisher, Corey Feldman, Letterman regular “Brother Theodore” Gottlieb and the guy who played Malachi in Children of the Corn!). In terms of a Tom Hanks vehicle, however, it’s a bit of a bust: Stuck between playing one of his early-career lovable goofs and a protagonist in a horror movie, he never quite finds the right tone. Neither does the film, for that matter — and we say this as ride-or-die Danteheads. Few filmmakers know how to blend scares, satire and chuckles better in the ’80s (see: The Howling, Gremlins), but this feels like a minor misstep for both the director and the star.

David Basner has it all: a hotshot advertising job, a big-city bachelor pad, the top clients and the ability to smooth-talk a bevy of pretty ladies in to bed. Then he finds out that his elderly parents have separated after decades of marriage, leaving them both lost and lonely; worse, his cantankerous pops has a health problem that may be serious than he’s willing to admit. Garry Marshall’s movie starts out like a typical Hanks comedy of the ’80s, giving the star the chance to crack wise, charm women and take nothing seriously. (“Are you involved with anybody?” some asks him. “Does self-involved count?” he replies.) Then the film switches to a family drama, and suddenly, the laughter turns to tears. For Hanks, this was the first tentative steps toward proving he could be more than just the guy who, in his words, “sits on a scaffold and goes WAGAWAGAWAGA!” He holds his own onscreen with both Eva Marie Saint and Jackie Gleason, and when its waterworks time, he brings it. The schmaltz is still strong with this one, and Hanks ain’t-I-a-stinker comic reign wasn’t done yet (Dragnet and Turner & Hooch were just around the corner), you get the sense that he’s can go  deeper than just horniness and hilariousness.

It’s 1962, President Kennedy has asked a generation what they can do for their country, and the Peace Corps is experiencing a record number of recruits. Snobbish Yale grad Lawrence Bourne III could care less about public service, until he’s gotta skip town because of gambling debts. That’s how he finds himself in Thailand, helping a small village build a bridge in between fixing up his own Tiki lounge and wooing a young woman named Beth. It’s a send-up of the Camelot era’s great expectations that hasn’t aged well; its attitudes about non-Caucasians are…let’s say “concerning.” But Hanks proves he can play an upper-crust cad, even if the prep-school accent and douchey attributes don’t quite suit him, and you wish he had more scenes with the late, great John Candy. It’s most notable for being the movie where Tom met Rita — as in Rita Wilson, his future wife and one half of future Hollywood power couple. Their chemistry is apparent from the moment they set eyes on each other.

A New Jersey housewife (Sally Field) wants to be a comic, but can’t quite find her voice. With the help of a seasoned stand-up (Tom Hanks), however, she eventually transforms into the second coming of Joan Rivers. Her narrative is the uplifting one — it’s the Hanks’ side of the equation, surprisingly, that leaves you feeling like you want to crawl out of your skin. Only a few years into his America’s Goofy Nice Guy persona, he decided to play what would turn out to be not just one of the neediest, nerviest characters of his career, but a borderline creep who tries to convince a married woman to leave her husband. He still manages to keep us on his side — it’s Tom Hanks, for god’s sake — but you can feel him testing how far he can go without losing the audience. And the sequence in which his bombing onstage turns into a full-blown breakdown is so painful it’s almost unwatchable. It would be a while before he’d play someone that bitter and resentful again.

Ask not whether there needed to be a fourth installment of Pixar’s original franchise, considering that No. 3 offered the perfect trilogy ending. (The answer: No.) Instead, ask whether it’s still a blast to hear Hanks voice a tiny, herky-jerky cowboy with a penchant for uttering, “There’s a snake in my boot!” (The answer: Well, yes, it is.) The gang get a new friend, a kindergarten arts-and-crafts project named Forky; as for Woody, he finds himself trapped in a small-town antique store run by a doll named Gabby Gabby, who’ll let him leave…for a price. It’s the weakest of the Toy Story films but still preferable to, say, any of the Cars movies, and brings in a lot of great new voice talent (Tony Hale, Keanu Reeves, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, Cristina Hendricks). Hanks doesn’t add much to the proceedings, but he doesn’t phone it in, either; his scenes with Annie Potts’ Bo Peep are some of the saddest and sweetest moments in the whole series.

Normally, we’d be reluctant to include a celebrity-playing-himself cameo — much less an animated one — in a list like this. But Hanks’ brief appearance in the TV show’s feature-film outing is a brilliant little haiku of a gag and a hilarious bit of voicework from the star. Hanks is there to stump for the “new Grand Canyon,” i.e. the giant crater that will be left once Springfield is destroyed following the town becoming polluted and covered by a dome. “The U.S. government has lost its credibility,” his cartoon avatar cheerfully declares, “so it’s borrowing some of mine.” Rest assured, good people, this bigger, better version of Arizona’s tourist attraction was definitely never a quarantined town, and hey, watch me tousle this kid’s hair! A pitch-perfect send-up of Hanks’ persona, as well as a reminder that his comic timing is impeccable. Watch this — it may very well be the best 47 seconds of your day.

It’s the holy Sleepless in Seattle trinity, updating Ernst Lubitsch’s romantic-comedy classic The Shop Around the Corner for the AOL age — this should be a winner, right? Close, but no old-school-Hollywood-maestro’s cigar. Meg Ryan owns a quaint little bookshop on New York’s upper west side; Tom Hanks is in charge of opening a Barnes & Noble-type chain bookstore right down the block. She thinks he’s personally trying to put her out of business, and he thinks she’s just an annoying obstacle on the way to establishing a neighborhood beachhead. (No one tell either of them about a little thing coming down the pike called Amazon, ok?) Despite the fact that they each have romantic partners in the form of Greg Kinnear’s egotistical journalist and Parker Posey’s clueless publisher, respectively, the two are both flirt-chatting with someone else online…and you don’t need to know the source material to see where this is going. The only thing that keeps this from feeling it as dated as a dial-up’s screech is the chemistry between Hanks and Ryan, who do wonders with writer-director’s Nora Ephron’s characteristic wit and brighten up the film’s breezy last 15 minutes. Not bad, just a missed opportunity.

In March of ’84, Splash instantly turned Hanks into a leading man; three months later, Hollywood would try to brand him as the second coming of Bill Murray. He’s Rick Gassko, a schoolbus driver and professional smart-ass who’s about to marry Tawny Kitaen (!). His buddies want to send him off in style — and by “style,” we mean a “a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze…all the things that make worth living!” Meanwhile, his snooty future father-in-law and Kitaen’s straight-from-the-Cobra-Kai-School-of-Blond-Villainy ex-boyfriend are trying to ixnay the nuptials by any means necessary. It’s a good old-fashioned snobs v. slobs ’80s raunch-com, a great reminder that nobody had better Reagan-era hair than Adrian Zmed and a showcase for Hanks to be as sarcastic as humanly possible. Indeed, he had that whole insincere-meets-irreverent thing down to a science — you don’t even mind that he’s replicating the Murray playbook down to the last smirk. The man was destined for bigger things and this dated boobs-and-beers riot was destined for endless reruns on cable after hours. But you can see how well he fit into that gonzo comic mold.

Meet the Oneders — the pride of Erie, Pennsylvania’s rock & roll “scene” who end up penning the perfect Sixties pop song (see title). Suddenly, they’re escalated into the big-time: radio play, a record deal, screaming fans and a name change (“The Wonders). Then, like a lot of one-hit you-know-whats, they fall prey to interband tensions, artistic differences, the whiplash of instant success, etc. All that’s left are a lot of memories and some 45 rpm records. Tom Hanks’ directorial debut beautifully channels that spirit-of-’64 moment when hundreds of kids started garage bands and few lucky ones got to see their names in lights. And taking a tip from Paradise Lost about how the bad guys get the best lines, he casts himself as the devil, i.e. a music industry bigwig named Mr. White. He’s the guy who ends up putting them in matching suits, gets them on bigger tours, books movie and TV appearances. White’s also the one who reminds the band that they signed a contract that lets him call the shots. Hanks never plays him like a guardian angel or a snake in the grass. He just gives us a businessman with his eye on the bottom line.

Oh, you want Tom Hanks in an against-type role, huh? How does a homicidal hit man for a 1930s Irish gangster work for you? Granted, the star isn’t diving headfirst into completely psychotic Cody Jarrett territory —  his hired gun Michael Sullivan is fiercely loyal to his boss (Paul Freakin’ Newman!) and a stoic but protective family man. Then his older son (Tyler Hoechlin) witnesses a rub-out, and the boy and his dad go on the lam from some angry “associates.” Sullivan’s also out for revenge. It’s an odd bit of counterintuitive casting, yet Hanks never lets you feel like your watching an A-list actor indulge in vintage gangster cosplay. He brings a battered, weathered humanity to the role, especially once the duo hit the road, as well as keeping things from getting sentimental in the name of scoring easy points. It’s a bet that pays off. And if director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, 1917) isn’t entirely successful in keeping things afloat until the very end, you still get the pleasure of watching Hanks spit hot lead out of a blazing Tommy gun and trade tough-guy banter with both a pre-Bond Daniel Craig and a Gollum-ish Jude Law.

You could accuse Steven Spielberg’s drama — about the Washington Post‘s decision to publish the Pentagon Papers — of occasionally feeling like it’s just an excuse to dress a who’s-who cast in ’70s outfits…and you wouldn’t necessarily be wrong. But this look back at a key victory for the Fourth Estate is anchored by a handful of rock-solid performances, and Hanks’ solid take on the paper’s executive editor Ben Bradlee definitely qualifies as one of them. Adopting a gruff, nicotine-tinged variation on a Boston accent, he immediately projects a sense of hard-won, hard-bitten authority; you get the sense of Bradlee as a born-and-bred newshound, itching to be on the frontlines of a breaking story. He’s also one of the few who’s willing to stand up to Post publisher Katharine Graham, which lets Hanks to go toe to toe with Meryl Streep. (How is this the first time these two stars had been paired together?!) Watch them trade barbs and butt heads before deciding it’s in the interest of the nation to make news, and make history. You’ve never heard anyone yell “Run it!” into a phone with more urgency or gusto.

Once upon a time, somewhere in Hollywood, USA, people in suits declared: We have just the thing that’ll take this Hanks kid to real movie stardom — a buddy-cop comedy in which he’s paired with a slobbering, red-eyed pooch. And lo, on the seventh day, the world was given Turner and Hooch, and it was…well, not “good” per se. Hanks is Scott Turner, the world’s most anal retentive police investigator. Beasley the Dog is Hooch, a giant, ill-tempered French Mastiff who’s introduced to the sound of “Thus Spake Zarathustra.” When the pet’s owner is murdered by money launderers, Hooch becomes the, um, key witness. Here come the wacky hijinks, doggy style. Hanks plays the exasperated foil to his canine screen partner, gets to romance veterinarian Mare Winningham, and go dramatic as things get intense in the third act. It’s clunky, sure. But you start to get a peek at his range here. Anyone who could improvise this well against a jowly hound was not going to be some flash-in-the-pan talent.

Welcome to Pixar, ground zero. It’s impossible to think of the groundbreaking company’s rise — or much of the modern animation renaissance that followed — without hearing Tim Allen say, with glorious mock gravitas, “To infinity…and beyond!” But it’s Tom Hanks’ voice that lays down the sweetness, the broad (yet surprisingly sophisticated) humor, the emotional depth and the boundless sense of play that we associate with the series, and Pixar as a whole. The Toy Story movies are workplace comedies, buddy comedies, odes to childhood imagination, adult-level therapy sessions (will I be replaced by younger, hipper models? am I still relevant?) and pop-culture museum tours. Hanks provides a throughline to all of it, while still turning a two-dimensional creation into a three-dimensional character. It’s funny to go back and watch the original now and see how comparatively crude the computer animation is now, and how manic Hanks played neurotic cowboy action figure originally. But the humanity he brings to it is all right there in the beginning. Reach for the sky!